Post by SpiffyInCappyton on Aug 13, 2006 21:38:38 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Originally made on the RPG Realm.[/glow] It's been brought to here by our fantastic...talking coyotes. Yeah.
WELCOME TO THE VISIONARY VENDING VENTURE BANK!!1111!!!!!!one!!!
*ahem* Sorry, I got a little excited there But anyway, welcome! The VVV Bank has the highest quality in bank tellerism, wallet protectorism, and money traderism.
Moving to a different world and need a certain kind of money? Say you've got a pocketful of gold, but the place you're traveling to takes - what was that? - dragon teeth for currency? No problem! Our exploring experts at The Visionary Vending Venture Bank are on it!
But I know what you're thinking. "Oh Noes! What if someone breaks in? Then my life is ruined! Ruined!!111!!shift!!1one!" Not to worry, my 1337-speaking friend! The VVV Bank has the highest in security dragons, security vampires, security tigers, and security kittens! No one in their right mind would ever break in, unless they would love to be eaten, bitten, mauled, or tiny-kitty-licked to death!
But see, we, after the great Tragedy of 1885, are a bit low on lazy-bum workers, and we need some people to help this business reach the top! Is your character absolutely bored out of his or her two-dimensional wits? Why not get a job and earn some money while you're at it at the Visionary Vending Venture Bank?
Jobs not your style? Simple! Just ask for a teller, and you can trade in almost any kind of money for an equal amount of another kind of money! Isn't that abso-posi-lutely fantastic? You bet it is!
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Welcome to the Visionary Vending Venture Bank. Please select an option.
~ Trade in Currency
~ Deposit Money
~ Withdraw Money
~ Donate to the Bank
~ Get a Job as a Dragon Owner
~ Get a Job as a Vampire Trapper
~ Get a Job as a Tiger Feeder
~ Get a Job as a Kitten Breeder
~ Loiter Around, Eventually Leading to your Ultimate Demise
When you select an option, please name your character. This'll help us decide how we talk to you. For example, if you're a death-eating black-cape-wearing supervillain, we'll be sure to treat you with lots of respect. If you're a delicate little flower, we will be more than happy to destroy you if you get in our way, you got that?
...
So! Yeah! Have fun!
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Teh Rules:
1. Follow all the other RPG Realm rules. Otherwise our lawyers will get mad at us D:
2. Don't post something like "kills owner and takes command". That's annoying and makes the storyline go BOOM.
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Teh Bank Stats ZOMG
Total Donation: $0
Rank: 0
Employees: 0
Customers Served: 0
WELCOME TO THE VISIONARY VENDING VENTURE BANK!!1111!!!!!!one!!!
*ahem* Sorry, I got a little excited there But anyway, welcome! The VVV Bank has the highest quality in bank tellerism, wallet protectorism, and money traderism.
Moving to a different world and need a certain kind of money? Say you've got a pocketful of gold, but the place you're traveling to takes - what was that? - dragon teeth for currency? No problem! Our exploring experts at The Visionary Vending Venture Bank are on it!
But I know what you're thinking. "Oh Noes! What if someone breaks in? Then my life is ruined! Ruined!!111!!shift!!1one!" Not to worry, my 1337-speaking friend! The VVV Bank has the highest in security dragons, security vampires, security tigers, and security kittens! No one in their right mind would ever break in, unless they would love to be eaten, bitten, mauled, or tiny-kitty-licked to death!
But see, we, after the great Tragedy of 1885, are a bit low on lazy-bum workers, and we need some people to help this business reach the top! Is your character absolutely bored out of his or her two-dimensional wits? Why not get a job and earn some money while you're at it at the Visionary Vending Venture Bank?
Jobs not your style? Simple! Just ask for a teller, and you can trade in almost any kind of money for an equal amount of another kind of money! Isn't that abso-posi-lutely fantastic? You bet it is!
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Welcome to the Visionary Vending Venture Bank. Please select an option.
~ Trade in Currency
~ Deposit Money
~ Withdraw Money
~ Donate to the Bank
~ Get a Job as a Dragon Owner
~ Get a Job as a Vampire Trapper
~ Get a Job as a Tiger Feeder
~ Get a Job as a Kitten Breeder
~ Loiter Around, Eventually Leading to your Ultimate Demise
When you select an option, please name your character. This'll help us decide how we talk to you. For example, if you're a death-eating black-cape-wearing supervillain, we'll be sure to treat you with lots of respect. If you're a delicate little flower, we will be more than happy to destroy you if you get in our way, you got that?
...
So! Yeah! Have fun!
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Teh Rules:
1. Follow all the other RPG Realm rules. Otherwise our lawyers will get mad at us D:
2. Don't post something like "kills owner and takes command". That's annoying and makes the storyline go BOOM.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teh Bank Stats ZOMG
Total Donation: $0
Rank: 0
Employees: 0
Customers Served: 0
